Day: October 22, 2024

(TAPE_1)

The day everything went wrong was last Saturday. That morning, I realized there was no breakfast in the fridge, so I went to the black market to buy some, but then I realized that no one was around. I then had to dive into the dumpster to get some moldy cheese. Then, when I got to the nuclear power plant, I realized it went into a nuclear meltdown, and all my colleagues and my boss died. I went insane when I knew that, because I was supposed to have a big promotion on that day. After I sadly went home, I ate the worst lunch ever, then I turned on my TV, only to realize World War 3 has started and my neighborhood is the “center point” of the war. Luckily, I survived, but I couldn’t say the same for everyone and everything else.

Anyways, now I’m in a homeless shelter, looking for a job. My application is below.

The day when everything went wrong was last Saturday. I was invited to a small secret party by Cheese and of course i happily agreed. The party location was at Cheese’s house, she is rich after all. By the time i arrived it was only 6 pm while the party started at 7. Cheese say i can relax and chill until the party starts and then she began to get ready for the party. I was bored so i went upstairs to get the decoration box just like she asked. She also told me i needed to be quiet and careful because her mom was sleeping. I then tiptoe upstairs trying not to make even a tiny bit sound. I successfully went back down with the decoration box when I tripped over some tape on the stairs and fell over and over untiI i landed at the bottom of the second floor. The noise i made was so big that the whole city could probably hear me. The sound immediately wake Cheese’s mom up as she quickly ran down and saw me lying there with a bloody head. I hurt myself and also destroyed the party at the same time, how stupid am i. I can totally imagine my head with blood slpatter everywhere. After Cheese helped me bandages myself and her mom kicked us out, I got a record of myself yelling at me for being so stupid anytime i did something stupid. I felt bad ofcourse and wanted to do something as an apology. But later i remembered Cheese wanted to set up a date with her wife so i advised her to go to her hometown, Health Forest and Cheese agreed. I hope she didn’t get lost in the next forest that was nearby tho, the rumors said that forest was deadly. That night at 2 am i got a text from Cheese saying both forests was kewl.