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The day everything went wrong was last Saturday. That morning, I realized there was no breakfast in the fridge, so I went to the black market to buy some, but then I realized that no one was around. I then had to dive into the dumpster to get some moldy cheese. Then, when I got to the nuclear power plant, I realized it went into a nuclear meltdown, and all my colleagues and my boss died. I went insane when I knew that, because I was supposed to have a big promotion on that day. After I sadly went home, I ate the worst lunch ever, then I turned on my TV, only to realize World War 3 has started and my neighborhood is the “center point” of the war. Luckily, I survived, but I couldn’t say the same for everyone and everything else.
Anyways, now I’m in a homeless shelter, looking for a job. My application is below.
wth thomas
lmao
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