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I am a human. Green belt in TKD (Alr to sipjin) Pianist, average badminton player. Good at English, JCISE Maths, Chemistry. Works at Fried Rice at Eddie's
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Just kidding, it’s April Fools.

1 April 2025

Today is the first day of April, and what other event is there other than April Fools?

This year, the event has escalated to extreme levels, with some new, impeccable pranks and the classic “Oh, look over there!”.

The event also takes place in Ba Vi, which is an almost bad thing, since students have the chance to exacerbate others’ days. Luckily, the food for the day was chocolate mousse, which means no one had the chance to poison their friends. If there were though, it would’ve been the prank of the history.

Thank you for reading.

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It has been 8 years since I started working at the nuclear power plant.

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When I saw the postman coming up to the door, I ran to open it. It was a job offer, and I was excited because I was jobless for too long. But the problem was it was in China. Luckily, my black market friends let me borrow some money. Then, after that, I went to China for the first time, then I went to the workplace, which was strangely, a nuclear power plant. After I had some talk with the boss, We settled on me being a janitor with a pretty good salary of ¥7200, with a promotion every year. That was 8 years ago, and now I have a good ¥13000 salary, with a promotion coming next Saturday.

Wish me luck.

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An sh*tty day for a person who used to work at a nuclear power plant.

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The day everything went wrong was last Saturday. That morning, I realized there was no breakfast in the fridge, so I went to the black market to buy some, but then I realized that no one was around. I then had to dive into the dumpster to get some moldy cheese. Then, when I got to the nuclear power plant, I realized it went into a nuclear meltdown, and all my colleagues and my boss died. I went insane when I knew that, because I was supposed to have a big promotion on that day. After I sadly went home, I ate the worst lunch ever, then I turned on my TV, only to realize World War 3 has started and my neighborhood is the “center point” of the war. Luckily, I survived, but I couldn’t say the same for everyone and everything else.

Anyways, now I’m in a homeless shelter, looking for a job. My application is below.

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